Many lawyers have gotten a bad rap in our culture. But the reality is, they are also the ones we turn to in order to help us out of tight jams. So how do we show appreciation to the lawyers have been there through the struggles, ensure everything goes as planned? This year skip the usual boring gifts and go with these gag gifts that can put a smile even on a lawyer’s poker face! Whether it’s their birthday, Christmas, or a thank you gift, here are some funny gift ideas for your lawyer, because even when you are showing appreciation, it’s important to also have a good laugh.
Funny Gifts for Lawyers
Walk into any lawyer’s office and you will notice how many books they have. Bookshelves line their walls and provide some much-needed resources during all those long hours of hard work. But everyone needs a little break from all that reading. So how about you show your lawyer that you recognize all the long hours he or she has put in and give them this flask to hide among their large book collection. They will thank you for those long, hard evenings when they can pull out their flask and take a breath.
Ever wonder how lawyers make quick, difficult decisions with seemly no effort. Well, your question has finally been answered with this decision-making paperweight. It makes the stress of the decision-making process simple and convenient, at least for your lawyer. So if your lawyer is one who struggles with these quick decisions, consider giving this paperweight to ease some of that stress and allow him or her to focus on the more important things.
Lawyers live a busy lifestyle, often working many long nights to wrap up a case. With all that studying and defending that your lawyer does, it’s nice for them to have time to unwind and play a thoughtful game of chess. With this unique chess set, your lawyer will be able to enjoy playing and be able to display the set in their office. And with this unique display, they will always be reminded of the importance of taking time for themselves.
Everyone needs a good laugh, and everyone needs to learn to laugh at themselves. That is why we have created so many jokes in our culture, aimed at different groups and professions. Lawyers in particular have had many jokes told about them. So how about you encourage your lawyer to laugh at themselves by giving them this book of lawyer jokes, especially on those exceptionally difficult days.
It’s no debate that the best way for anyone to brush up on their skills in any area is to find the funniest movie about that profession and then do nothing as the characters suggest. So if you feel that your lawyer could use a touch up on some of his or her skills or they just need a good laugh, how about you give him or her a copy of “Liar Liar?” Not only will your lawyer learn some much-needed skills, but he or she will also be laughing uncontrollably for hours.
For all of you who walk into your lawyer’s office with google research in hand knowing you have it all figured out and telling your lawyer how to do his or her job, this gift is perfect. This mug will help remind you every time you walk into his or her office that despite your hours and hours of reading and studying on google, your lawyer is still the one with the degree. And when you still try to convince your lawyer that your way is better, all he or she has to do is point to the mug you gave them.
Every lawyer needs to be able to speak wisdom to their clients; it’s part of their job. And everyone knows that the best way to impart wisdom is through witty comebacks and sarcastic remarks – is there really any other way? So how about you help your lawyer out and give him or her a book filled with wisdom that they can pull out on a moment’s notice, especially for those clients who just are not quite getting it.
Hopefully, by now, everyone knows that the “clothes make the man.” Therefore, every good lawyer needs a good set of clothes. Without it, he or she just wouldn’t make much of an impression, at least not a good one. And everyone also knows that the most important article of clothing is the socks you wear. With these socks, you can help your lawyer look fashionable and have comfortable feet – or just have a pair of socks to throw on while relaxing at home.
Ever feel like your lawyer is always having to call people out on their crap. He or she must spend an enormous amount of energy calling people on their BS – of course, that doesn’t include you, just all his or her other clients. Well, with this BS button, you can save your lawyer from spending all that energy on other’s people crap so he or she can focus more on yours (not your crap, just your problem).
Have you always wondered where your civil liberties keep going? Well with this mug you can see your liberties disappear right before your eyes. So while at first glance you may think this mug will remind your lawyer of the whole Bill of Rights, think again. With this mug, he or she will be able to continually watch them disappear only to reappear later. Maybe this will help him or she remember what they are fighting for, or at least know which rights are the most important.
Are you a little anger at your lawyer? How about you give him or her this book entitled, “Kill All the Lawyers?” But unlike its name suggests, it’s not killing lawyers so maybe save this for when you do not actually anger with your lawyer. Instead, use this book to bring him or her some Shakespearean legal knowledge and maybe don’t threaten your lawyer, ever, even if you are angry.
Still haven’t been able to find that perfect gift for your lawyer but just know it’s out there. Well, every lawyer needs to have a good figurine for his or her bookshelf. While it makes for great decoration, it also does a wonderful job reminding your lawyer that they are in fact a lawyer. So on those days they are feeling lost and confused about where they are, they can look at their figurine and think, “Oh, yeah. I am a lawyer” – because we all have those days.
With all that built up frustration your lawyer has between repeating themselves for the hundredth time to a client to dealing with judges and other lawyers, it’s a miracle that they haven’t actually stabbed anyone themselves. So do your lawyer a favor, give him or her this silicone pen holder so they can take out their frustrations without breaking the law themselves. Not only will you give them away to relieve their stress, but you will give his or her clients a reminder not to ask the same question a hundred times.
Do you think your lawyer needs to take a break and have a laugh at him or herself – or some of the many other lawyers out there that don’t quite have it all together? Well look no further than this book of lawyer cartoons. You know how stressed and frustrated your lawyer gets, so give him or her permission to sit back for a few minutes and have a good laugh at all the crazy things other lawyers have done.
People like to stop by our houses or offices for a number of different reasons, including both professional and personal. Likewise, because of their profession, lawyers are constantly being interrupted and people are the main cause of this. With this doormat, your lawyer will be able to ward off some of those unwanted visits so they can focus on the more important things. This gift will also serve to remind your lawyer to take some much needed time away from other people to rejuvenate.
Ever wonder what your lawyer does in his or her spare time. While your lawyer may not have a lot of down time when the case load just keeps piling up, it’s good to encourage them to take some time to be with friends every once in a while. Well here is a game that is sure to keep your lawyer and his or her friends entertained for hours. Your lawyer will enjoy hours of laughter and will probably learn something disturbing about their friends or themselves in the process.
There are some bizarre laws out there all around the world. Every country has them and some don’t even know they exist. So if you think your lawyer is not quite up-to-date on all these weird and crazy laws, how about given him or her this book to help them out. They are sure to learn some new and strange laws that exist where they live, and at the very least, they will have a good laugh trying to figure out why these laws where created in the first place.
As stated earlier, good clothes are essential for every lawyer. He or she needs that professional look that says, “I’m a lawyer, and I know how to win.” Who wants a lawyer that dresses any other way? With this necktie, not only will your lawyer look professional, but they will also show that they literally carry the constitution around with them. What more could ask for of a lawyer?
Lawyers love to argue as do most people, but for them, it’s an essential part of their job. So while many people walk into the lawyer’s office knowing all the answers, it’s the lawyer’s job to set them straight. And in the court room it’s no different, your lawyer is right and he or she is just trying to prove it. So how about helping them out with this wall sign that explains it perfectly.
Have you ever walked into your lawyer’s office, had a conversation, and walked away wondering if he or she was even speaking English? I mean seriously, do they teach them a whole different language at law school? I’m sure you’re not the only one who feels this way. Equipping your lawyer with this hilarious dictionary will provide new ways to explain these foreign terms to all his or her clients.